news are no more boring ;)

Driving through all crazy and dramatic serials from the so called homely channels I moved to
news channels hoping to check some inside stories or some national-international controversies as they
are more interesting and they create new scale of line for creating a daily soap but, no wonder to watch
the countdown of the serials from different channels in news channels or the news which are lined up in
our mail box also, like:

“ sher ko hua sherni se pyar” (Lion fell in love with lioness)

After two hours, the statement will be “pinjre mein doosre sher ki entry,ab kaise bachayega sher
apne pyar ko,kya love triangle form hoga” (After 2 hours, “entry of another lion in cage, how will he
secure his love or will it be a love triangle”)

Or “Chat par chadi billo rani” (“Billo rani on terrace”)

Or “Amitabh ko chada bukar” and after 3 hours “Bukhar ke saath saath khasi(cough) ki bhi sambhavnaye
lag rahi hai” (“Amitabh has fever” and after 3 hours “It seems that he may have cough too”)

And moreover these are not just news they are “breaking news” which comes in between Parliament
sessions going on, highlighting with red strap in bottom, 4 inches wide and wine in the cake will be
shampoo or oil advertisement “ab dry hair and hair fall se chutkara payiye, pandurang tel apna ke”.
(“Get rid of dry hair or hail fall from pandurang tel”)

Fortunately, I found a puppet show similar to koffee with karan’s rapid fire round where they make fun
of the celebrities by making their puppets and playing shekhar with suman.

Round starts as:

(Host will be shekhar and querying with different celebrity at a time)

Shekhar : Toh Rakhi Sawant ji, when will you stop crying for your fundamental rights ?

Rakhi:

Shekhar : Manmohan ji, Is there any arrow coming down for inflation in your economics note?

Manmohanji :

Shekhar : What will kasab eat next?

Constable for kasab:

Shekhar: Poonam what will be your next publicity stunt?

Poonam Pandey:

Shekhar : Ramu are you bankrupt or planning for ram gopal verma ki aag’s sequel?

Ram Gopal Verma :

Shekhar : Abhishek, are you still searching for sir, who can give you an idea to plan your acting career ?

Abhishek Bachan :

Shekhar : Do you believe kaun Banega crorepati is a game show or it is a talent hunt where you are the
only contestants and different people give you challenge to perform acts?

Amitabh Bachan :

Well like Mr. Bachan, all are still waiting for options to be given.

Can you please give them options????

tere aachal se duniya ka nazara hi pyara hai

Maa mera aachal kam pad raha hai,

ye mujhe ache se dhak nahi raha hai,

Tu mujhe apne aachal mein samale,

Kyunki tere aachal se duniya ka nazara hi pyara hai...

HUm dono(boy and girl) ko tune hi jana(given birth) hai,

fir hum dono mein itna fark kyun samaya hai,

Galti hum dono mein se kisi ki bhi ho,

Par kyun hamesha mujhe hi sehna padta hai...

Agar nanha sa phool bhi khil gaya aangan mein,

Kyun usse duniya ka kaanta hi sehna padta hai,

Duniya janti hai galti hum dono(maa aur bache) ki nahi hai,

fir kyun sirf mujhe hi lachari sehna padta hai...

Fir bhi meri himmat haar nahi maanti hai,

Kuch kar gujarne ki chah rakhti hai,

Aisa nahi hai duniya mein naam kamau,

Par itna toh hai,ki shanti se ji pau....

Har gam se ladungi mein,

har kaante ko chir dungi mein,

Ek kaanta bhi mere nanhe ki taraf badha toh,

tu hi bata kasie seh paungi mein....

Ladte Ladte himmat jawab deti hai,

Koi sahara sath nahi deta hai,

Mass tu mujhe apne aachal mein samale,

Kyunki tere aachal se duniya ka nazara hi pyara hai....

talaash

Talash hai khushi ki…

Ek udaan bharne ki…

Ye talash kabhi khatam nahi hoti..

Kyunki zindagi kabhi ruksad nahi hoti….

Zindagi har kadam par apne maayne badalti hai…

Har ek parinde ke saath udaan bharna chahti hai…

Fir bhi har pal ek banjar hoti hai…

Kyonki khawahishe kabhi khatam nahi hoti…

Khawashiye tamanaye jagati hai…

Har Chah ko pane ko ji chahti hai…

Dunia ki har beshkimati ko rooh mein samati hai..

Aur phir bhi kuch talash adhuri reh jati hai…

craziest nightmare

“No,No No, I want it right now..now means now…..whosoever it may be…I don’t care…I just wanna get committed in next  15 days. Catch the first one who passes this route.. “
                “Chill Niti !!! , we will ,but please chill now..I know its over but its not end of life. Chal,chill urself and forget all those things and moments with Taksha… and make a new start “ said Rajul
                Hmm …she was right..i need to erase all the pages from book of my life and compress all the moments so that I get more space to fill my future. I started erasing all that things related to Taksha but is it actually erasing ?? or back-tracing each and every moments we spend together…
It was the last time we met when he returned the engagement ring as he fell in love with someone else …. Anyways I have deleted that member from my PDS and compress the PDS (PDS is a mainframe terminology i.e. a dataset consisting of numerous member to store data …  can’t help it after all its IT and I am puppet of this industry )
                5^th day after we broke up, I met Tapan (Obviously, meeting was arranged by my parents) .  We exchange our thoughts and finally he said “yes”. I was toh waise bhi ready for this thing..toh koi fark nahi padta whether I say “yes” or “no”. Before marriage he wanted me to see his home town and his place where we need to settle..so next weekend I decided to visit his place.
                It was actually sounding silence everywhere and after a long time I was feeling peace from my heart and enjoying the environment of his home town. It was like warm breeze, chirping of birds  welcoming me in Ghewar, small town near Bikaner. Tapan took me to his field where they do farming, his godown…..oh I forgot to introduce tapan to u all….well he is an agriculturist and lecturer too.. He did his bachelor in field of agriculture only in order to support his dad. He like teaching ,so became lecturer in college near by his village. After meeting his parents and his place he took me to the college as he was having some important work there. We came to “crazy heights – name of college cum school where education is defined as one of the most crazist thing in world “ .
(God !!! how can reading be craziest thing in world….its so boring reading ur syllabus only,forget about reading ur course material )
Anyways, he need to take a lecture and asked me see the college all alone..what kind of men he is,….dont know !!!!, he should introduce his college to me himself… ..Well what can I do L.he gave me a key and asked me to hide it and don’t show to anyone not even to security. Without thinking anything else I agreed. He went to lecture room after security check. Now it was my turn for security check..I hide the key in the small pocket of my bag.
                U all r thinking y there is security in such a small town..well after the big blast in dehli currently..security became too alert as India owns one of the heritage of world in Gewar build by Mohammed-bin-tuqlak.
                So after a horrible security check and hell lot of questionaire from them ,I was relived and was roaming in what so called “craziest heights”. It was same as my first school…I felt like coming there again and enjoying childhood days there. Same colour combination..same kind of discipline and same architecture. I saw Tapan teaching. But as usual feeling bore of lectures I came out from there and roam all around. Suddenly I heard very strange and loud sound. It was actually a blast in campus.
Isko bhi aaj hi hona tha…the very first thing came to my mind was that “key”. I rushed straight to Tapan to check if he is the culprit as he was having the other key which he hid from security check K. But he was no where there. I searched him like a mad…Suddenly I saw that some security guards are checking each ones belonging thoroughly and making them leave the campus as it was alert from higher authority from institution to gather at a place and move forward to their homes after making sure of security check and it was also announced that within a hour corfu will be declared in town.
Some how I was successful to pass the security check as from my face only anyone can believe that she can’t do such terror acts and in addition to that I was totally scared of the situation. But how will they know that it is actually fear of that key. I came out of the campus any how.. Suddenly my phone rang, It was displaying some unknown number..another scream from my heart !!!!
I picked it up :
Rajul : Where the hell r u… ? Are u still in gewar ?
Niti : Ya I am in same campus where blast take place !!
Rajul : With Tapan na ?
Niti : Tapan…Tapan !!,pata nahi where that idiot went leaving me alone L((
Rajul : Whatttttttt ?????????????? K..do one thing rush to nearest medication center..Kevin, friend of mine will be coming to pick u up .call him and tell him where u r standing. For ur confirmation of not getting a cross connection ,his ringtone is “JALEBI BAI”.
                (“ JALEBI BAI “ – gud cool banda hai )
                For another 5 minutes, I was just thinking of “JALEBI BAI” and smiling. SSShhhh Niti what the hell ur thinking at this serious moments about “JALEBI BAI” … gone mad or what…!!!
                “It’s a order’s from governor of ghewar to shoot at sight or surrender to the terrorist organization who was guily of this blast” – an announcement came from interpol
“Hey wait a min…what about the keys that are with me .. !!! God…what should I do now…. And and was that call really from Rajul, if so why the hell it displayed unknown number .. Am I been made a puppet of this act…Is tapan guilty ?? Is he the one ??? What should I do now ?? Should I surrender my self….yes I should,now only…but if they don’t believe me then ???
                Forget about all these things Niti and go ahead to serve ur country. I went to the nearest police station which was inside a hospital center where all the people affected from blast was hospitalized. I went there and told them all things, How and y I came here…How tapan convinced me for hiding the keys and without thinking anything I hid it from others. All the stufffffffffff!!!
After describing all the matters, they ask me to recognize a criminal they caught which was a part of it and who has behind the blast, if he is Tapan..??? If not then he is left to be caught. He was actually looking horrible, anyone can say looking at him that he can be a part of terror group. Unfortunately he was not Tapan !!!! .
 I got relieved that I was not under observation or in custody of police but they ask me that they may need my help for further investigations and allowed me to leave after taking my details and storing them in their database. ( Guys I should tell u that Interpol are not that bad, how much we think. If u ever met with such kind of accidents, don’t hesitate to report them, it may help ur country J )
                As soon as I came out, to my surprise I saw Tapan with one of innocent child who was affected from blast and striving for his life. There was blood transfer happening between them as child had too much bleeding and immediately needed blood. I ran to him, he apologize me for not taking my care as after hearing to the blast he straight away went to that place to check if he can do something..
”Toh woh woh ,y did u ask me to hide the keys “ Niti asked.
Tapan : Arey that was staff room keys where all the question paper was kept. It happens sometime that student comes in guard’s getup and check for any clue they may get to steal the question paper. Y, what happened ???
Niti : Woh Wohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ….  Ab mujhe chakkar aa rahe hai… everything was moving like a concentric circle (like woh doordarshan ki add aati thi na with concentric circle and finally it becomes a  logo of doordarshan channel)

Rajul : “Niti ..Niti….abe uth ..dont wanna go office kya ???? Aaj tere code ka QG hai…wake up and get ready..already u r late”
                The first thing I did was to call Taksha. Talked to him and get relieved that everything was alright.
                (All these only came to my mind as yesterday I was watching a episode of that irritating serial where a guy broke up with a gal just because he got someone else ..and while breaks I saw the news of dehli blast ……goshhhhhhhhhhhh kya khichdi bani hai ye sabki,ssshhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! )

                Thank God everything was fine…Chalo India tv ki pakau stories se toh interesting thi but it was actually height of craziest nightmare anyone can think of

Dream Girl

She was on my right
Wearing lovely white.
I met her in an occassion
And she became my passion..
She is too cute
But before her I become mute...
I keep watching her whole night
Thinking that I might be her Mr. Right..
Suddenly a bell rang in the morning
Ugly land lady in front of me giving warnings...
Oh men !! It was a dream
And only there I get scream