news are no more boring ;)

Driving through all crazy and dramatic serials from the so called homely channels I moved to
news channels hoping to check some inside stories or some national-international controversies as they
are more interesting and they create new scale of line for creating a daily soap but, no wonder to watch
the countdown of the serials from different channels in news channels or the news which are lined up in
our mail box also, like:

“ sher ko hua sherni se pyar” (Lion fell in love with lioness)

After two hours, the statement will be “pinjre mein doosre sher ki entry,ab kaise bachayega sher
apne pyar ko,kya love triangle form hoga” (After 2 hours, “entry of another lion in cage, how will he
secure his love or will it be a love triangle”)

Or “Chat par chadi billo rani” (“Billo rani on terrace”)

Or “Amitabh ko chada bukar” and after 3 hours “Bukhar ke saath saath khasi(cough) ki bhi sambhavnaye
lag rahi hai” (“Amitabh has fever” and after 3 hours “It seems that he may have cough too”)

And moreover these are not just news they are “breaking news” which comes in between Parliament
sessions going on, highlighting with red strap in bottom, 4 inches wide and wine in the cake will be
shampoo or oil advertisement “ab dry hair and hair fall se chutkara payiye, pandurang tel apna ke”.
(“Get rid of dry hair or hail fall from pandurang tel”)

Fortunately, I found a puppet show similar to koffee with karan’s rapid fire round where they make fun
of the celebrities by making their puppets and playing shekhar with suman.

Round starts as:

(Host will be shekhar and querying with different celebrity at a time)

Shekhar : Toh Rakhi Sawant ji, when will you stop crying for your fundamental rights ?

Rakhi:

Shekhar : Manmohan ji, Is there any arrow coming down for inflation in your economics note?

Manmohanji :

Shekhar : What will kasab eat next?

Constable for kasab:

Shekhar: Poonam what will be your next publicity stunt?

Poonam Pandey:

Shekhar : Ramu are you bankrupt or planning for ram gopal verma ki aag’s sequel?

Ram Gopal Verma :

Shekhar : Abhishek, are you still searching for sir, who can give you an idea to plan your acting career ?

Abhishek Bachan :

Shekhar : Do you believe kaun Banega crorepati is a game show or it is a talent hunt where you are the
only contestants and different people give you challenge to perform acts?

Amitabh Bachan :

Well like Mr. Bachan, all are still waiting for options to be given.

Can you please give them options????

tere aachal se duniya ka nazara hi pyara hai

Maa mera aachal kam pad raha hai,

ye mujhe ache se dhak nahi raha hai,

Tu mujhe apne aachal mein samale,

Kyunki tere aachal se duniya ka nazara hi pyara hai...

HUm dono(boy and girl) ko tune hi jana(given birth) hai,

fir hum dono mein itna fark kyun samaya hai,

Galti hum dono mein se kisi ki bhi ho,

Par kyun hamesha mujhe hi sehna padta hai...

Agar nanha sa phool bhi khil gaya aangan mein,

Kyun usse duniya ka kaanta hi sehna padta hai,

Duniya janti hai galti hum dono(maa aur bache) ki nahi hai,

fir kyun sirf mujhe hi lachari sehna padta hai...

Fir bhi meri himmat haar nahi maanti hai,

Kuch kar gujarne ki chah rakhti hai,

Aisa nahi hai duniya mein naam kamau,

Par itna toh hai,ki shanti se ji pau....

Har gam se ladungi mein,

har kaante ko chir dungi mein,

Ek kaanta bhi mere nanhe ki taraf badha toh,

tu hi bata kasie seh paungi mein....

Ladte Ladte himmat jawab deti hai,

Koi sahara sath nahi deta hai,

Mass tu mujhe apne aachal mein samale,

Kyunki tere aachal se duniya ka nazara hi pyara hai....